One time we were all shopping at Walmart
We'd been shopping all the live long day
Then a hungry homeless man approached us for some change
So we asked him to kindly go away

And we said

We're gonna go eat tacos
And that guy doesn't have a home
We're gonna go eat tacos
And that guy doesn't have a home

One day I'll grow up and have a child
And I'll go see my Little Leaguer play
And afterwards we'll all go out for tacos
And if we see a homeless guy we'll say

We're gonna go eat tacos
And that guy doesn't have a home
We're gonna go eat tacos
And that guy doesn't have a home

So if you see a homeless guy at Walmart
Don't smile at him, don't give him your change
Homeless people are not homeless by shear coincidence
They touch themselves at night and worship Satan

We're gonna go eat tacos
And that guy doesn't have a home
We're gonna go eat tacos
And that guy doesn't have a home