It's not that I don't find your theories on quantum gravity fascinating
Particularly I find your thoughts on super symmetry gravitating
And your inflationary universe theories have helped make you a millionaire
But if you're so awesome tell me why the hell are you wheeling your ass around in a chair

You might be pretty smart
Stephen Hawking
You might be pretty smart
Stephen Hawking
You might be pretty smart
But I can walk

I can walk

I like your no boundary condition, what an explanation of the universe
Perpetually oscillating time and space, centrifugally immersed
You've explained time versus universal expansion like a crafty fox
But riddle me this genius, if you're so clever why do you have to speak through a goddamn box

You might be pretty smart
Stephen Hawking
You might be pretty smart
Stephen Hawking
You might be pretty smart
But I can talk

I can talk
I can talk
And we can rock

You might be pretty smart
Stephen Hawking
You might be pretty smart
Stephen Hawking
You might be pretty smart

But you're handicapped