I want to have sex with your girlfriend
I want to make love to her tonight
Feel her sexy thighs wrapped around mine in a missionary position
As I take her, and shake her, and make her feel all right

I want to have sex with your girlfriend
Lick in and out of her and tell her it seems
That she has never had my special kind of hairy apeman lovin' before
But then she'll interrupt me with her passionate screams
'Cause I'm the man of her dreams
And you're not

What happened to free love anyway
Why can't polyandry be okay
'Cause I got one life left to live
And a lot of love to give
And before I die, I wanna see if I can't get laid

I want to have sex with your girlfriend
'Cause there's no pride in my soul, no chivalry in my heart
I know that we've been friends a long time
But I'll bet she's getting sick of your undoubtedly inadequate part

You can't make love to her like I can
And when I get down I'm like a deer in the rut
I'm gonna trick her with some scented candles and lotion
And then I'm gonna put it in and out of her butt
And in and out of her butt, and in and out of her

What happened to free love anyway
Why can't polyandry be okay
'Cause I got one life left to live
And a lot of love to give
And before I die, I wanna see if I can't get laid

Some people think my fingers are just for strummin'
Some people think my fingers are for pickin' guitar
But I can use my right hand to check her plumbing
And I can use my left to unfasten you girlfriend's bra
And put my face in-between them boobies
And go Pppbubbpuubpbbbppb

What happened to free love anyway
Why can't polyandry be okay
'Cause I got one life left to live
And a lot of love to give
And before I die, I wanna see if I can't get laid

Before I die I wanna see if I can't get laid
The adult fruit fly only lives for one day
But he still gets laid
Before I die I wanna see how much dick she can take