They're real hard to see
But everyone's got 'em
It's the thin skin
Between your funbox and bottom

Oprah Winfrey's got one
And I've got one too
From the bums on my doorstep
To the bums in Peru

From the indigent Irish
To the richest of Swedes
Regardless of status
They have the same needs

So he's an ode to the chode
For without it we'd be lost
We'd just have a gaping hole
In the bottom of our crotch

Even when you're at a restaurant
Eating pie a la mode
Don't take it for granted
Remember your chode

Chode chode chode
Remember your chode

Have you named yours yet?
Lord knows I've been tryin'
I'll call mine Andrew
Then I'll call mine Ryan

Use soap and water
To keep your chose clean
Why should I bother
It'll never be seen

You might pose for a gay porn magazine
Good point

So he's an ode to the chode
For without it we'd be lost
We'd just have a gaping hole
In the bottom of our crotch

Even when you're driving by
Construction workers on the road
Don't take it for granted
Remember your chode

Chode chode chode
Bert is a chode

Chode chode chode
Chode chode chode
Chode