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Joe the Vegan

from Diamonds of Gold by The Taking Tree

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My name is Joe and I eat peas
'Cause I'm a vegan
I must say these are the best peas
I've ever eaten
And I would know, I know my peas
They're all I ever eat
Well I've got news for you, Joe
These peas are made of meat

These peas are made of meat
These peas are made of meat
Your pantry inventory was a little incomplete
You're an omnivore and so I fed you meat

I can't believe you fed me meat
What a dirty trick
I ate something with a face and a soul
And I feel sick
I've got pains in my stomach
In my head and in my feet
Well I've got news for you, Joe
Your father's dead

Your father's dead
Your father's dead
You thought your worst problem was that you ate meat but instead
It turns out your father's dead

Olay!

This is the hardest day that you have ever had to live
'Cause sadness like your dad, pardon the pun
Is relative
But I've got some some good news
So keep your chin up, Vegan Joe
You can save fifteen percent by switching to Geico

Your father's dead
Your father's dead
I won't sympathise with a vegan
My father's dead
Even when your father's dead
Even when your father's dead

Eat a fucking steak

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from Diamonds of Gold, released January 2, 2010
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