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Jesus died upon a cross and suffered for our sins
Our redeemer and our guiding light
Jesus is the son of God and we all love him dearly
But Superman would beat him in a fight

Jesus is an example for everyone to follow
He has always chosen what is right
But Superman has super strength and super breath and super sight
And Superman would beat him in a fight

Jesus walks on water
Jesus heals the blind
Superman shoots lasers through his eyes
Jesus turns a little bread into a lot of bread
Superman shoots lasers through his eyes

Jesus forgives all of us as long as we repent
Because he is so tolerant and polite
But Superman can fly around, leap buildings in a single bound
And Superman would beat him in a fight

Jesus has no camouflage so he's easy to find
Superman on the other hand has a disguise
Both Jesus and Superman are super cool guys.
Superman shoots lasers through his eyes

The greatness of Jesus' deeds, indeed to great to label
Superman would beat him in a fight
According to Mel Gibson Jesus invented the table
Did you see The Passion of the Christ

Jesus wards of any threat that Satan poses
Superman would beat him in a fight
Jesus parts the sea, oh no wait that was Moses
Superman would beat him in a fight

Unless Jesus accumulated some Kryptonite
Superman would beat him in a fight

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from Diamonds of Gold, released January 2, 2010

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